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		<title>Old Man Stuff No. 1: Jack Lalanne</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please welcome guest blogger Chester McSwan.  He&#8217;s here to teach you about old man things.  Today&#8217;s topic?  Jack Lalanne. Jack Lalanne by Chester McSwan So you wanna know about Jack Lalanne huh?  You came to the right man.  If there&#8217;s one thing I know about it&#8217;s Jack Lalanne.  If there&#8217;s two things it&#8217;s Jack Lalanne [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldmanwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6062747&amp;post=229&amp;subd=oldmanwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Old Man Word 88: Fuss</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 21:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Old Man Word 88: Fuss Let&#8217;s say you go visit a friend.  Your friend is obliged to ask if you &#8220;need anything.&#8221;   You are required to say, &#8220;don&#8217;t worry about it&#8221; or &#8212; if you&#8217;re old &#8212; &#8220;don&#8217;t make a fuss.&#8221;  Politeness dictates your friend say something like &#8220;it&#8217;s no problem.&#8221;  Now you are free [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldmanwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6062747&amp;post=220&amp;subd=oldmanwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Old Man Word 89: Bologna</title>
		<link>http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/2009/01/29/old-man-word-89-bologna/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 21:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Old Man Word 89: Bologna The old man word is bologna (the city and the meat) not baloney (the drivel that comes from your mouth).  Old people think you talk baloney but the real mystery is bologna.  Why is that product still manufactured?  Does someone actually eat that stuff? Yup. Old people. Twas a time, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldmanwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6062747&amp;post=194&amp;subd=oldmanwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Old Man Word 90: The Itch</title>
		<link>http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/2009/01/27/old-man-word-90-itch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:09:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Old Man Word 90: The Itch Itchiness is a character flaw.  Itching stems from bad hygiene and/or bad women.  I shun the itching and their itching ways.  The very word itch is, to me, the equivalent of the word moist to a woman: awful. My issue with the word spawns from &#8212; who else? &#8212; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldmanwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6062747&amp;post=164&amp;subd=oldmanwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Old Man Word 91: Miserly</title>
		<link>http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/2009/01/26/old-man-word-91-miserly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:37:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Old Man Word 91: Miserly Lobster aren&#8217;t indigenous to the Pacific Northwest.  They tried to come up this way but ran into our crap crab population.  Lobsters were all &#8220;don&#8217; mess wit&#8217; us southies&#8221; but the crabs were wearing socks with sandals which scared the lobsters half to hell.  Lobsters turned lobster-tail and left.  If [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldmanwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6062747&amp;post=153&amp;subd=oldmanwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Old Man Word 92: Readers</title>
		<link>http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/2009/01/22/old-man-words-91-92-stories-and-readers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Old Man Word 92: Reader 98.4% of the populace defines a story as a &#8220;fictional narrative recounting a series of people and events&#8221; and readers as &#8220;persons who read.&#8221;   The remaining 1.6% are old people.  Old people think &#8220;stories&#8221; are daytime television shows that overuse the word hope.  I&#8217;ll cover that mumbo at a later [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldmanwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6062747&amp;post=127&amp;subd=oldmanwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Old Man Word 93: Whippersnapper</title>
		<link>http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/2009/01/19/old-man-word-93-whippersnapper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Old Man Word 93: Whippersnapper There was no reason for me to do whippersnapper. Everyone knows what it means. I tried about forty different ways and none worked. Screw it: Whippersnapper. n. 1.  A person regarded as insignificant and pretentious. 2. A young person. 3. You.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldmanwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6062747&amp;post=112&amp;subd=oldmanwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Old Man Word 94: Gas</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 20:47:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Old Man Word 94: Gas The eld think it&#8217;s cool to use the word &#8220;gas&#8221; in place of the word &#8220;fun.&#8221;  Anything an old person thinks is cool must, by implication, be the opposite; that is, lame.  Thus if you hear someone describe something as a &#8220;gas&#8221; you may properly conclude that: a.  The event is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldmanwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6062747&amp;post=95&amp;subd=oldmanwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Old Man Word 95: Sam Hill</title>
		<link>http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/2009/01/13/old-man-word-95-sam-hill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Old Man Word 95: Sam Hill Old people truly despise this guy Sam Hill.  Of course &#8212; in typical old man fashion &#8212; they have no basis for their ire.  Some folk think he was a guy who ran for office in the 1700&#8242;s (a durned politician!)  Another Sam Hill was an advocate for &#8220;good [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldmanwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6062747&amp;post=88&amp;subd=oldmanwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Old Man Word 96: Dadgummit</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:59:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Old Man Word 96: Dadgummit Nobody likes a cliche&#8217;. The most irksome of all cliches are found in bad dialogue; when the writer relies on stereotypical catch-phrases to convey the tropes of the character. Here are a few examples: The New Joisey goomba who tells a compatriot to &#8220;fuhgeddaboutit.&#8221; (Why that must be an Italian-American [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldmanwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6062747&amp;post=78&amp;subd=oldmanwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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