Comments for One Hundred Old Man Words http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com Lowfalutin' on the Interweb Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:25:24 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 Comment on Old People Speak by Biomed http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/hello/#comment-31 Biomed Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:25:24 +0000 #comment-31 darn tootin' mark my words that's a fine kettel of fish don't trust a fart don't pass up a chance to pee never pass up a chance to get laid darn tootin’
mark my words
that’s a fine kettel of fish
don’t trust a fart
don’t pass up a chance to pee
never pass up a chance to get laid

]]> Comment on Old Man Word 92: Readers by Biomed http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/2009/01/22/old-man-words-91-92-stories-and-readers/#comment-30 Biomed Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:22:21 +0000 http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/?p=127#comment-30 Dean Edell was an ophthalmologist, which is a medical doctor. An Optomotrist would be the Doctor of Optometry, who never went to med school. An Optician would be a guy who would sell yo glasses. Who grinds the lenses? Some big mechanical machine run by a trained technician. Dean Edell was an ophthalmologist, which is a medical doctor. An Optomotrist would be the Doctor of Optometry, who never went to med school. An Optician would be a guy who would sell yo glasses. Who grinds the lenses? Some big mechanical machine run by a trained technician.

]]> Comment on Old Man Word 98: Cock by Tiffany Williams http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/2009/01/07/old-person-word-no-98-cock/#comment-23 Tiffany Williams Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:24:56 +0000 http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/2009/01/07/old-person-word-no-98-cock/#comment-23 I am freak N dying; this is some seriously funny stuff. Just as an aside ~ my mother was not a whore = O I am freak N dying; this is some seriously funny stuff. Just as an aside ~ my mother was not a whore = O

]]> Comment on Old Man Stuff No. 1: Jack Lalanne by Atomic Punk http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/2009/02/04/old-man-stuff-no-1-jack-lalanne/#comment-17 Atomic Punk Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:43:46 +0000 http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/?p=229#comment-17 I know you. Ain't your name Shemaine Lelanne? How dare you. I know you. Ain’t your name Shemaine Lelanne? How dare you.

]]> Comment on Old Man Stuff No. 1: Jack Lalanne by Shemaine http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/2009/02/04/old-man-stuff-no-1-jack-lalanne/#comment-16 Shemaine Thu, 05 Feb 2009 03:09:40 +0000 http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/?p=229#comment-16 The day he came into the Church of Latter Day Saints -- we were all mortified beyond belief. Our elder? Thrown into the organ of CHRIST? I will never forgive that man. To think of him taking all of our women. Mr. McSwan. May the LORD have mercy on your soul. The day he came into the Church of Latter Day Saints — we were all mortified beyond belief. Our elder? Thrown into the organ of CHRIST? I will never forgive that man. To think of him taking all of our women. Mr. McSwan. May the LORD have mercy on your soul.

]]> Comment on Old Man Word 96: Dadgummit by Atomic Punk http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/old-man-word-96-dadgummit/#comment-14 Atomic Punk Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:51:48 +0000 http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/?p=78#comment-14 I love that though...Dooooogbiscuit! I'm taking that one for muhself. I love that though…Dooooogbiscuit! I’m taking that one for muhself.

]]> Comment on Old People Speak by Tom http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/hello/#comment-13 Tom Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:26:58 +0000 #comment-13 For the birds Haven't got the foggiest That's usin' the old bean You're looking very smart S/he cleans up well For the birds
Haven’t got the foggiest
That’s usin’ the old bean
You’re looking very smart
S/he cleans up well

]]> Comment on Old Man Word 96: Dadgummit by Tom http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/old-man-word-96-dadgummit/#comment-12 Tom Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:21:57 +0000 http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/?p=78#comment-12 My grandmother always used to say "Dog biscuit!" but I think this little turn of phrase was uniquely her own. My grandmother always used to say “Dog biscuit!” but I think this little turn of phrase was uniquely her own.

]]> Comment on Old Man Word 94: Gas by Tom http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/2009/01/15/old-man-word-94-gas/#comment-11 Tom Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:18:08 +0000 http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/?p=95#comment-11 Special corollary needed for the word "kick." It's amazing how many of these words I use around the office when I'm talking to managers. I love the looks they get on their faces. Special corollary needed for the word “kick.”

It’s amazing how many of these words I use around the office when I’m talking to managers. I love the looks they get on their faces.

]]> Comment on Old Man Word 91: Miserly by Atomic Punk http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/2009/01/26/old-man-word-91-miserly/#comment-9 Atomic Punk Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:13:55 +0000 http://oldmanwords.wordpress.com/?p=153#comment-9 It should say "Buffet." That seems more apropos for the old timers. It should say “Buffet.” That seems more apropos for the old timers.

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